Crypto Codger College - Old Dog. New Tricks. Real Crypto.
Your Shortcut to Finally Understanding This Crypto Circus
You’ve seen it on the news. You’ve heard your kids or grandkids yammer on about it. Maybe you’ve even dabbled and bought a little Bitcoin on some sketchy app you can’t log into anymore.
Here’s the truth...
Crypto isn’t going away. And if you’re standing on the sidelines because the whole thing sounds like techno-babble wrapped in smoke and mirrors, you’re missing the boat.
That’s where I come in. I’m the Crypto Codger. Grumpy. Straightforward. And just old enough to not put up with nonsense.
This course is the no-BS, plain-English path to finally understanding crypto without having to pretend you’re a 23-year-old Silicon Valley visionary.
Tokenomics 101: Learn Crypto Without the Eye Rolls
The No-BS Crypto Course for Grown-Ups
This ain’t some get-rich-quick nonsense or a YouTube bro yelling “BUY THE DIP!”
This is real talk, real coaching, and real clarity for folks who want to understand crypto without feeling dumb or overwhelmed.
We’ll help you:
✅ Make sense of wallets, coins, exchanges, and all that jazz
✅ Build a strategy that fits your comfort zone (no pressure, no hype)
✅ Stay safe and secure, so scammers don’t stand a chance
✅ Actually learn what you’re doing — and why it matters
Custom guidance, codger-approved.
No BS, no jargon, and no need to already “know stuff.”
Who Is This Course For?
Let me be straight with you.
This course was built specifically with Boomers and Gen X in mind.
Why? Because we’re the ones who’ve worked hard, built careers, raised families, and actually have something to lose if we get taken for a ride.
The younger crowd grew up with this stuff, but for most of us, crypto has felt like an inside joke we weren’t invited to.
I created this course so you can finally understand what’s going on, protect what’s yours, and even spot an opportunity without feeling like you need a translator.
This is for you if:
You’re tired of being left out of the crypto conversation
You want to protect your money and avoid scams
You’d like to finally understand enough to make smart choices for yourself
You want to keep up with what your kids and colleagues are talking about without pretending
You’d like to know how everyday people are using crypto as part of their financial toolkit
You want to explore potential opportunities without feeling like you’re gambling blind
Why This Course Works When Everything Else Leaves You Scratching Your Head
Most of what’s out there on crypto is written by one of two types:
1. Techies who couldn’t explain their lunch order without a flowchart
2. Hucksters who want you to think you’ll be retired by Tuesday if you just buy their magic coin
Neither of those help regular folks who just want to understand what’s going on without the nonsense.
Codger’s Crypto College works because:
- I use real-world examples you already know - think banks, safes, checks, ledgers - so the lightbulb actually goes on.
- I keep the focus on what matters to you, not what excites the 20-year-old “crypto bros.”
Each lesson is short, sharp, and free of extra fluff. You don’t need a degree in computer science, you just need someone to tell it straight.
That’s it. No hidden agenda. No “secret” I’m saving for a $5,000 upsell. Just the basics you actually need.
What You’ll Get in the Tokenomics 101 Course
(Without the Gibberish)
Part 1: Blockchain Fundamentals
Class 1: You Can't Spend the Same Dollar Twice: Solving the Big Digital Headache
How crypto solved the big digital headache and why that matters to your money.Class 2: Who in Sam Hill is Satoshi Nakamoto?
The mystery of Bitcoin’s creator and the whitepaper that started it all.Class 3: The Nuts and Bolts: What in Tarnation is a 'Block' Anyway?
Finally understand what a “block” actually is (no engineering degree required.Class 4: What's All This Gibberish? Making Sense of the Bitcoin Whitepaper
Decoding the most important nine pages in financial history.Class 5: Now They're Making 'Smart' Contracts? The Ethereum Story
How programmable money changed the game beyond Bitcoin.
Part 2: Tokenomics and Cryptocurrency
Class 6: Follow the Money: What the Heck is 'Tokenomics'?
How tokens, coins, and digital assets actually work and who’s cashing in.Class 7: The Digital Printing Press: How These Crypto Tokens Get Made
Wallets, Exchanges & Doing Your Own ResearchClass 8: Handing Out 'Free' Money: The Deal with ICOs and Airdrops
Risk management, scam-proofing, and a peek at the frontierClass 9: Don't Get Fleeced: How to Sniff Out a Bad Crypto Project
Scams, hype, and traps designed to separate you from your money.Class 10: Digital Pet Rocks & Government Funny Money: What's Next with NFTs & CBDCs
Know the tribes, survive the winters, see past the headlines
What's The Bottom Line?
Now, I know what you’re probably thinking...
How much is this thing going to cost me?
Fair question.
You’ve probably seen the so-called “crypto gurus” charging $500, $1,000, even $5,000 for programs that bury you in jargon and leave you more confused than when you started. That’s not what we’re doing here.
I built Codger’s Crypto College to be the straight-talk path in. Just the essentials. No hype. No nonsense.
And right now, you can get the entire 10-module course for just $97...
Yep. That’s it. Ninety-seven bucks.
Less than what most folks spend on coffee runs in a month.
Plus Your EXTRA Bonus for Moving Right Now...
If you grab your spot today, you’ll also get the Crypto Wallet Mini-Course — 5 extra modules that walk you step-by-step through setting up and protecting your crypto wallets.
This alone could save you from the single biggest mistake beginners make: losing access to their own money.
This $97 EXTRA bonus is included FREE when you Enroll in Codger’s Crypto College Right Now.
Why So Cheap?
Honestly, I’m not planning to keep the price here... but this is important...
This is an introductory offer to launch the College, and I want as many people as possible to get a clear, safe start in crypto without feeling fleeced. Once this gets out, the price will go up.
But today, you can get in for just $97 and walk away with both the full course and the bonus wallet training...
So jump on it before I change my mind... I'm looking forward to working with you!
No-Nonsense Guarantee
Look, I know how this goes. You’ve probably bought courses before that promised the sun, moon and stars, and then delivered a pamphlet written on toilet paper. I hate that crap (no pun intended) as much as you do.
So here’s the deal.
Go through the course. Watch the lessons. If you don’t walk away understanding crypto better than when you started, I don’t want your money. Send me a note within 30 days and I’ll give you a full refund.
No hoops to jump through. No “prove you did the homework.” No hassle.
I stand by this because I know what I’m teaching works, and I know you’ll finally get it. But if it doesn’t click for you, you’re not out a dime.
That's it... see you inside...
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